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BSD Fortune

I have always been fascinated with quotations of all kinds. This page will give you quotes based on the bsd fortune cookie program. Read more about this on the about page. In the sidebar/menu there are links to quotes from various sources.

Randomly Generated Fortune

Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that
this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a
whole week.

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