I have always been fascinated with quotations of all kinds. This page will give you quotes based on the bsd fortune cookie program. Read more about this on the about
page. In the sidebar/menu there are links to quotes from various sources.
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Reading this fortune can affect the dimensionality of your
mind, change the curvature of your spine, cause the growth
of hair on your palms, and make a difference in the outcome
of your favorite war.