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I have always been fascinated with quotations of all kinds. This page will give you quotes based on the bsd fortune cookie program. Read more about this on the about page. In the sidebar/menu there are links to quotes from various sources.

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You're a good guy, Doc. You're sensitive and caring and compassionate.
And if I could, I'd spew in your face.
-- Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #19

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