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I have always been fascinated with quotations of all kinds. This page will give you quotes based on the bsd fortune cookie program. Read more about this on the about page. In the sidebar/menu there are links to quotes from various sources.

Randomly Generated Fortune

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be
living apart.
-- E.E. Cummings

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