BSD Fortune
I have always been fascinated with quotations of all kinds. This page will give you quotes based on the bsd fortune cookie program. Read more about this on the about page. In the sidebar there are links to quotes from various sources.
Randomly Generated Fortune
How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions? It's th'
MOUSTACHE ... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY,
HONESTY & WARMTH? It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce
to NANCY SINATRA!